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Moon
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Postby Moon » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:08 pm

Not sure if this counts,but here goes....
Showing my new Katana to a mate and went close to the back door where the light was better and heard some shouting outside and leant the blade,unsheathed,against the wall,my Rottweiler charged out behind and must have brushed against the Kat' which flipped over a kitchen chair with the blade pointed at the back door.I came back through the door and walked straight into the kissaki,which narrowly missed the "old boy",sliced into my scrotum,slit my right testacle and pierced my rectal passage.
15 days in hospital,no idea how many stitches coz they came out before I was discharged,off work for 6 months and still tender,4 years later.
Yeah,I know...........what a dummy..........but s**t happens!!
Please don't ask for pics :tut: :-?
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Postby sprout » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:15 pm

Ouch. :| :cry:
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Postby wtf? » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:45 pm

normally, id have some long winded post.... im gona settle with....

'.....Dude.....'
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Im not sure what weapons will be used to fight WWIII, but i know that WWIV will be waged with wooden sticks.

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Postby Loebas » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:53 pm

Oh. My. f*cking. God.

I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking/feeling at that moment. :|
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Postby wabhimself » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:04 am

buhjesus. the pain. that sounds f*ckin awful!

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Postby wtf? » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:02 am

Loebas wrote:Oh. My. f*cking. God.

I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking/feeling at that moment. :|


Pain.
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God i LOVE these things.



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Im not sure what weapons will be used to fight WWIII, but i know that WWIV will be waged with wooden sticks.

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Postby Banzai Joe » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:51 pm

ok, Moon Shadow wins, hands down :???: That is one injury i'll gladly do without.

yeeouuoch!
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Postby Moon » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:12 pm

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OK I know I said "please don't ask for pics" bit I just found this one :D
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Postby Barry the Time Sprout » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:48 pm

hes a big fugger aint he

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Postby Banzai Joe » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:21 pm

where are his horns? :|

edit: i trust you forgave him instantly....eeep!
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Postby Moon » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:38 pm

He's as "dull as a brush",will lick you to death but like the proverbial "Bull in a Chinashop"..........needless to say he's put out the garden before any blades are exposed now...........I should and wish that I'd thought of that a long tome ago :oops:
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Postby BlackRonin » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:44 am

moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin
9ShakuMako wrote: wrote:I had a big black one but over-polished it.

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Postby Banzai Joe » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:32 am

BlackRonin wrote:moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin


sicko!
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Postby Moon » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:20 am

Banzai Joe wrote:
BlackRonin wrote:moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin


sicko!
Seconded,I just hope BR does not suffer a similar experience............or do I? (H)
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Postby BlackRonin » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:50 pm

ow come on guys can u honestly say u didnt get a wry smile out of that story just picturing it
9ShakuMako wrote: wrote:I had a big black one but over-polished it.

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Wraith wrote: wrote:"Better to be judged by 12, than carried by 6"

The larnster wrote: wrote:"you simply can not Polish a turd ad expect it to shine"


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