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Moon
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Post by Moon » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:08 pm

Not sure if this counts,but here goes....
Showing my new Katana to a mate and went close to the back door where the light was better and heard some shouting outside and leant the blade,unsheathed,against the wall,my Rottweiler charged out behind and must have brushed against the Kat' which flipped over a kitchen chair with the blade pointed at the back door.I came back through the door and walked straight into the kissaki,which narrowly missed the "old boy",sliced into my scrotum,slit my right testacle and pierced my rectal passage.
15 days in hospital,no idea how many stitches coz they came out before I was discharged,off work for 6 months and still tender,4 years later.
Yeah,I know...........what a dummy..........but s**t happens!!
Please don't ask for pics :tut: :-?

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sprout
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Post by sprout » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:15 pm

Ouch. :| :cry:

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wtf?
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Post by wtf? » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:45 pm

normally, id have some long winded post.... im gona settle with....

'.....Dude.....'

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Post by Loebas » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:53 pm

Oh. My. f*cking. God.

I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking/feeling at that moment. :|

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Post by wabhimself » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:04 am

buhjesus. the pain. that sounds f*ckin awful!

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Post by wtf? » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:02 am

Loebas wrote:Oh. My. f*cking. God.

I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking/feeling at that moment. :|
Pain.

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Post by Banzai Joe » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:51 pm

ok, Moon Shadow wins, hands down :???: That is one injury i'll gladly do without.

yeeouuoch!

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Moon
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Post by Moon » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:12 pm

Image

OK I know I said "please don't ask for pics" bit I just found this one :D

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Post by Barry the Time Sprout » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:48 pm

hes a big fugger aint he

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Post by Banzai Joe » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:21 pm

where are his horns? :|

edit: i trust you forgave him instantly....eeep!

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Moon
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Post by Moon » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:38 pm

He's as "dull as a brush",will lick you to death but like the proverbial "Bull in a Chinashop"..........needless to say he's put out the garden before any blades are exposed now...........I should and wish that I'd thought of that a long tome ago :oops:

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Post by BlackRonin » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:44 am

moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin

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Post by Banzai Joe » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:32 am

BlackRonin wrote:moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin
sicko!

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Post by Moon » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:20 am

Banzai Joe wrote:
BlackRonin wrote:moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin
sicko!
Seconded,I just hope BR does not suffer a similar experience............or do I? (H)

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Post by BlackRonin » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:50 pm

ow come on guys can u honestly say u didnt get a wry smile out of that story just picturing it

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