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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:08 pm
by Moon
Not sure if this counts,but here goes....
Showing my new Katana to a mate and went close to the back door where the light was better and heard some shouting outside and leant the blade,unsheathed,against the wall,my Rottweiler charged out behind and must have brushed against the Kat' which flipped over a kitchen chair with the blade pointed at the back door.I came back through the door and walked straight into the kissaki,which narrowly missed the "old boy",sliced into my scrotum,slit my right testacle and pierced my rectal passage.
15 days in hospital,no idea how many stitches coz they came out before I was discharged,off work for 6 months and still tender,4 years later.
Yeah,I know...........what a dummy..........but s**t happens!!
Please don't ask for pics :tut: :-?

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:15 pm
by sprout
Ouch. :| :cry:

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:45 pm
by wtf?
normally, id have some long winded post.... im gona settle with....

'.....Dude.....'

Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:53 pm
by Loebas
Oh. My. f*cking. God.

I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking/feeling at that moment. :|

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:04 am
by wabhimself
buhjesus. the pain. that sounds f*ckin awful!

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:02 am
by wtf?
Loebas wrote:Oh. My. f*cking. God.

I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking/feeling at that moment. :|
Pain.

Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:51 pm
by Banzai Joe
ok, Moon Shadow wins, hands down :???: That is one injury i'll gladly do without.

yeeouuoch!

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:12 pm
by Moon
Image

OK I know I said "please don't ask for pics" bit I just found this one :D

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:48 pm
by Barry the Time Sprout
hes a big fugger aint he

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:21 pm
by Banzai Joe
where are his horns? :|

edit: i trust you forgave him instantly....eeep!

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:38 pm
by Moon
He's as "dull as a brush",will lick you to death but like the proverbial "Bull in a Chinashop"..........needless to say he's put out the garden before any blades are exposed now...........I should and wish that I'd thought of that a long tome ago :oops:

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:44 am
by BlackRonin
moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:32 am
by Banzai Joe
BlackRonin wrote:moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin
sicko!

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:20 am
by Moon
Banzai Joe wrote:
BlackRonin wrote:moonie sounds painfull yet i was in histerics, tears in the eyes, while readin
sicko!
Seconded,I just hope BR does not suffer a similar experience............or do I? (H)

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:50 pm
by BlackRonin
ow come on guys can u honestly say u didnt get a wry smile out of that story just picturing it