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5th Dan Testing, TKD

Postby sprout » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2HZMDSlwLA&search=5th%20dan%20

enjoy...some real martial arts masters there. well deserving of those shiny black belts. oh, and LMAO at 2 mins 13 at the punch defences.

rip at your will 8) :twisted:
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Postby Hatamoto » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:48 pm

lmfao :D Now did wtf show you this or did you find it all by your onesies, hm?
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Postby Banzai Joe » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:21 am

This is why TKD gets a bad rap! :tut: They are supposed to be 5th dan????!! :|

FFS........my 8 year old could do better. :S

Its was painful and embarassing to watch.
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Postby stYx » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:27 am

Got a bit bored so turned it off half way! :S
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Postby wtf? » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:40 am

possibly the worst martial arts video ive seen.... ever. and this is why i hate TQD with the heat of a nova. pointless posturing, mixed with bad dancing.
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Postby Hatamoto » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:03 pm

It took me about half hour to watch the full thing, lol. Did you get as far as the guy on speed, though? Hell, that's worth a watch :D

Defence against a punch: block. Right roundhouse, left reverse round house, left roundhouse, right reverse round house. Right jump spinning kick, another one, another one, an another one, then stumble and recover into a loose "ready" stance.

Flipping hilarious :)

But I try not to mock too much, not like I can really do better. Having said that, I'm not claiming to be a 5th Dan :p

They all look fairly young to reach 5th Dan, what's the grading system like in TKD? It must be pretty fast.
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Postby sprout » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:09 pm

yeh TKD is insanely fast grading, my mate reached black belt in about 2/3 years. gotta love the weapon defences in that vid, espcially the gun, since he is in the path of the barrel for about three counter attacks haha.
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Postby darkhobo » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:11 pm

Hatamoto wrote:Defence against a punch: block. Right roundhouse, left reverse round house, left roundhouse, right reverse round house. Right jump spinning kick, another one, another one, an another one, then stumble and recover into a loose "ready" stance.

Flipping hilarious :)

But I try not to mock too much, not like I can really do better.

As long as your smart enough to realize that the attacker will move more then just once and not stand there to take your 20 kicks in a row, then you are better.

My orange belt forms are more complicated then those, and I atleast hope they look better then theirs.
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Postby wtf? » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:15 pm

also... that they have 2 hands, and wont stand there with one on their hip, doing their impression of a teapot.
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Postby Hatamoto » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:27 pm

Ha, I learn those things pretty fast sparring with James, after a couple of clouts to the head or chest, you learn what don't work :D
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Postby darksun_uk » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:37 pm

the guy on the far left at the start of the video is so stiff and obviously "overthinking" his movements that i was truly embarrassed to watch it, gives a truly shocking perspective onto the mcdojo fodder that is roaming the streets.......sad..


i dont blame the art so much as the money hungry dojo/federations etc

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Postby Banzai Joe » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:08 pm

darksun_uk wrote:i dont blame the art so much as the money hungry dojo/federations etc



True....true....!

The dojo i trained at churned out black belts in 18 months. :| :S
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Postby Hatamoto » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:16 pm

18 months? :| Makes me wonder how long exactly those guys have been doing TKD to reach 5th Dan..
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Postby Moon » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:36 pm

Music wasn't too bad though.....'Eye of the Tiger'.....always goes down well imo. :S
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Postby sprout » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:04 pm

Moon wrote:Music wasn't too bad though.....'Eye of the Tiger'.....always goes down well imo. :S


they should lose marks for not having any pirouettes...
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