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Gordon Ramsey thinks he's a Samurai

Postby Big Lazy » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:35 am

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Oh Jesus has anyone else seen the latest adverts for The F Word? Ramsey's only swinging a katana round like he's a bloody samurai :|

I hope he doesn't try slaughtering his own pigs this series :| :| :|
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Postby Geord » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:50 am

the face kind of ruins it, he looks like hes browning his undies, andhes hitting a cake, i managed too look cooler cutting a shoe out of the air.

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Postby BeastinLondon » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:37 am

that has to be the roundest katana i've ever seen in that pic :ninja:
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Postby serpantine » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:07 pm

Now even the celebs are showing us in a bad light LoL. You can tell he's not experienced as a better warrior would have used the katana to slice it into 8 equal chunks, & a real samurai would have gone and gotten a knife.
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Postby Big Lazy » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:20 pm

BeastinLondon wrote:that has to be the roundest katana i've ever seen in that pic :ninja:
Yeah that pic is a baseball bat as I cant find any pics or vids of the new advert yet :oops:
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Postby cybernex » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:46 pm

Oh great, Ramseys Turned Ronin! :evil:
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Postby Blackbird » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:14 pm

Youed think a Scotsman would use a claymore :mrgreen:
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Postby cybernex » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:39 pm

Ramsey's Scottish?

Nah BB hed probably drop a claymore and start swairing at it and calling it all the names under the sun, then go off to the forge it was created at and start complaining at there catering!
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Postby Big Lazy » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:57 pm

cybernex wrote:Ramsey's Scottish?
He sure is ;)
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Postby Moon » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:07 pm

Larnz wrote:
cybernex wrote:Ramsey's Scottish?
He sure is ;)

Aye but he was brought up as a Sassenach. :>
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Postby Blackbird » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:11 pm

He did play fer Rangers fer a while.
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Logan wrote:Its not always the tape I find the trickiest. I gotta admit, I spent a good 10minutes trying to get into my Willie! Was trying to work out where ends were, flaps, openings, how it came apart...lol thought I was never gonna get in! :D

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Postby Cool McSerious » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:08 pm

The name Gordon is Scottish, I know that for sure. I'm unfortunate enough to have been called it by my evil parents.

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Postby BeastinLondon » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:23 pm

lol just thought of flash gordon, and imagening him with a scottish accent :>
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Postby Moon » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:11 am

Cool McSerious wrote:The name Gordon is Scottish, I know that for sure. I'm unfortunate enough to have been called it by my evil parents.


http://www.gordonramsay.com/corporate/theman/biography/

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Postby Geord » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:31 am

gordon, it loses all meaning when you say it 3 times, many words do.

still the scotish thing explains the short temper, i knew a half scotish semi midget thespian. god he was annoying, and assumed to be able to boss people round. I still remeber the fuss he kicked up when i threw his free metro newspaper on the floor wen he kept hitting me with it. claiming it was his and i had no right. I offered to pay for it, then to double the price for the inconvinience.

random memory rage asside, any one see peepshow on friday, when mark is thiniking about his wedding "i could have a judo theme, cut the cake with my hands" maybe ramsy was trying somthing like this.

also, who wastes cake? theres starving kids in the world and then he goes and smashes a cake they would have killed for. its enough to make me want to put my make poverty history wrist band back on.


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