Excalibur

[Big Lazy]

I'm eyeing up a version of Excalibur for my next purchase from Dark Sword Armory. I've seen a few versions of this sword in my time but this one looks the testicles. There are various options you can have such as a fully sharpened blade and interlaced scabbard belt, so the full package will rock around £650. Time to start eating those Brevilles for every meal again and saving the pennies.

[the blade master]

you could allways sell the wife and kids

[Big Lazy]

I'm not daft enough to have a wife or kids lol

[liquidator96]

You can live with one Kidney & one Lung...............just a thought.............

[Big Lazy]

I could start taking hits on people too lol

[the blade master]

heres a thought larns how much do you think you would get if you sold dave
as a sex toy to someone in the reeperbahn in hamburg might go some way
towards buying the exscalibur he he lols

[Big Lazy]

Who the f*ck is dave? Whats his arse worth lol

[liquidator96]

I don't think my behind would be worth enough, I look like a stick man thats swollowed a beach ball!
Now Mick on the other hand.............

[Big Lazy]

I'll pimp all your asses out if there's a couple of quid in it haha

[the blade master]

dave is the pet name for liquid taters I mean liquidater we kept forgetting his name so decide on a (only fools and horses theme)seemed to work ok for a while too

[liquidator96]

Indeed!
I am Dave, the artist(?) formaly known as Martin, I feel good about it as its a reminder of the late Roger Lloyd-Pack.