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Excalibur

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:33 am
by Big Lazy
I'm eyeing up a version of Excalibur for my next purchase from Dark Sword Armory. I've seen a few versions of this sword in my time but this one looks the testicles. There are various options you can have such as a fully sharpened blade and interlaced scabbard belt, so the full package will rock around £650. Time to start eating those Brevilles for every meal again and saving the pennies.

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Re: Excalibur

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:25 pm
by the blade master
you could allways sell the wife and kids :D

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:44 pm
by Big Lazy
I'm not daft enough to have a wife or kids lol :mrgreen:

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:26 pm
by liquidator96
You can live with one Kidney & one Lung...............just a thought.............

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:42 pm
by Big Lazy
I could start taking hits on people too lol :GG

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:45 pm
by the blade master
heres a thought larns how much do you think you would get if you sold dave
as a sex toy to someone in the reeperbahn in hamburg might go some way
towards buying the exscalibur he he lols

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:12 am
by Big Lazy
Who the f*ck is dave? Whats his arse worth lol

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:53 pm
by liquidator96
I don't think my behind would be worth enough, I look like a stick man thats swollowed a beach ball!
Now Mick on the other hand............. eek3434

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:16 pm
by Big Lazy
I'll pimp all your asses out if there's a couple of quid in it haha

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:10 pm
by the blade master
dave is the pet name for liquid taters I mean liquidater we kept forgetting his name so decide on a (only fools and horses theme)seemed to work ok for a while too :D

Re: Excalibur

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:02 am
by liquidator96
Indeed!
I am Dave, the artist(?) formaly known as Martin, I feel good about it as its a reminder of the late Roger Lloyd-Pack. :D