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Re: Quick Joke

Postby conner » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:34 pm

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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Re: Quick Joke

Postby liquidator96 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:14 pm

Have you heard the latest about 'I'm a Celebrity....'?
The producers wanted to make a contestant eat 288 Cockroaches, but they decided it was to gross.......

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Re: Quick Joke

Postby the blade master » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:17 pm

some one take him outside and put him out of his misery :roll: :>
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Re: Quick Joke

Postby liquidator96 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:39 pm

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Re: Quick Joke

Postby Geordie Ross » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:42 pm

I walked in on my missus masturbating with a lolly pop, I told her to hurry up and finish, because the kids need to cross the road. :mrgreen:
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Re: Quick Joke

Postby Maynar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:03 am

I don't get it.
I am Brother Maynar, keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. And the number of the counting, shall be three.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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Re: Quick Joke

Postby the blade master » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:52 pm

hi maynar
a lollipop is a device used by the equivalent of your school crossing guard to stop traffic at school entrances
its a wooden pole about 6 foot long with a circular disk on top saying traffic stop (or something like that). :D
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Re: Quick Joke

Postby Geordie Ross » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:58 pm

Like these sexual deviants... 345445454

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Re: Quick Joke

Postby Maynar » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:04 am

Thanks Mick, our traffic control persons (flaggers) mostly use the short-handled "paddle" style.

Can't remember the last time I saw a long handle version, and I'd never heard them called "lollipops" before. But it all makes sense now and...

I GET IT! :mrgreen:
I am Brother Maynar, keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. And the number of the counting, shall be three.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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Re: Quick Joke

Postby the blade master » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:19 pm

aye that's what we we call them over here a lollipop man/woman
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