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Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:34 pm
by conner
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
:moon:

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:14 pm
by liquidator96
Have you heard the latest about 'I'm a Celebrity....'?
The producers wanted to make a contestant eat 288 Cockroaches, but they decided it was to gross.......

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:17 pm
by the blade master
some one take him outside and put him out of his misery :roll: :>

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:39 pm
by liquidator96
:008

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:42 pm
by Geordie Ross
I walked in on my missus masturbating with a lolly pop, I told her to hurry up and finish, because the kids need to cross the road. :mrgreen:

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:03 am
by Maynar
I don't get it.

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:52 pm
by the blade master
hi maynar
a lollipop is a device used by the equivalent of your school crossing guard to stop traffic at school entrances
its a wooden pole about 6 foot long with a circular disk on top saying traffic stop (or something like that). :D

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:58 pm
by Geordie Ross
Like these sexual deviants... 345445454

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Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:04 am
by Maynar
Thanks Mick, our traffic control persons (flaggers) mostly use the short-handled "paddle" style.

Can't remember the last time I saw a long handle version, and I'd never heard them called "lollipops" before. But it all makes sense now and...

I GET IT! :mrgreen:

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:19 pm
by the blade master
aye that's what we we call them over here a lollipop man/woman