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Quick Joke

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:34 pm
by Maynar
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone rings on the bench, a man picks it up, engages the hands-free and everyone in the room stops to listen.

Man: Hello?

Woman: Babe its me, are you at the golf club?

Man: Yes

Woman: I'm at the shopping center now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1000 can I buy it?

Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 models, I saw one i really liked.

Man: How much?

Woman: 60,000

Man: Ok but for that much I want it with all the extra's

Woman: Great! Oh and one last thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000?

Man: Well then, go ahead and give them an offer. But only offer 900,000

Woman: Ohhh thank you so much, I love you!

Man: Ok bye, love you too.

The man hangs up the phone, all the other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anybody know whose phone this is?"

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:57 pm
by liquidator96
Mega Lols!

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:29 am
by Moon
It sure as hell wasn't my phone...Mrs 'Moon' knows what my answers would have been and each one would have had two words, the second being off. :D

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:09 am
by the blade master
would that be something similar to intercourse moon :D

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:14 pm
by liquidator96
Rofl, :D

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:11 pm
by Geordie Ross
Ahahaha!

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:21 pm
by gooseman
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Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:30 am
by Maynar
A lovely respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and said, “I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:11 pm
by Moon

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:38 pm
by liquidator96
Bungle's sure let himself go!

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:50 pm
by Moon
Makes ya wonder sometimes, don't it? :S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ey35bBWXls

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:27 pm
by liquidator96
She still did far better than George Bush would!

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:07 pm
by the blade master
teacher in the class room asks johnny to use the word facinate in a sentence
yes miss my sisters blouse has nine buttons but because her tits are so big she can only fasten eight :D

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:11 am
by Maynar
Moon wrote:Maynar...is this you? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA

The striped underwear gave me away, didn't it?

Re: Quick Joke

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:52 pm
by Moon
Maynar wrote:
Moon wrote:Maynar...is this you? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA

The striped underwear gave me away, didn't it?
Does it every time. :mrgreen: